your life

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Nuneaton..

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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think twice or at least think

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Liverpool City Football Club

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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