A storm be brewin!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Grace Ackerson

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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