- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

ask me if im a door yes

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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