- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

I am a mime

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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