Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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retard

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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