- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

My Butthole.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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