- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Rebecca Black's career.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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