Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Poop

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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