- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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