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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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