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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What is the name of the car? What

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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