what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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