- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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