- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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