What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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