- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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