- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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