What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Women's Rights..

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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