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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

9/11 my birthday

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What comes after 69? 70

A woman wears a dress.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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