- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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