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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine