- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

sorry got to poo

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What hurts like hell? HELL

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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