- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Please don't shoot me

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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