- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Poker face

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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