-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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eden stop

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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