- Anti Joke

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.