Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Anthony sucks

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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