A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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