I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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