- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

THE GAME.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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