- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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