What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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