- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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