why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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