Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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