- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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