- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

I named my son ps2 controller

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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