- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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