Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Jack Stevens

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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