- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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