- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

haha Otarts was here

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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