- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Womens Rights

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

So one time there was this woman learning...

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

can you pass the soap?

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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