What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Queens Park rangers

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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