How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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