Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

just in time?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

69

thumb_up thumb_down -1

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops