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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

This is a joke.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.