Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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