- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, The end.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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