- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

im saul and i love cock

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

what do fish smoke? sea weed

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

My dad

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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