- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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