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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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