- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Indians

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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