- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

H o m o comes out as homo

ecks! why zee?

what did one computer say to the other .........

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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