A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

your mom is so fat.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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