- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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