- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

thomas!!!!

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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