What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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get in the car.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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