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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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