- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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