Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

your face is kinda funny

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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