- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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