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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

hi mom

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Coldpaly is a good band

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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