- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

The GOV and the WHO?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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