- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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